Where’s The Shortcut to Dressing Well?

Commentating on the Met while wondering about the catering

Image by the author and DALL-E

It’s the first Monday in May which means some tense people will be striking a pose on the steps of the Met Gala while trying not to think about the fact that putting fashion people in charge of catering may not be the best idea. As per usual, I will be commentating live from my sofa in leggings and my “Give me a second to pretend I care”…